In a noontime press conference, the operators of Muttwatch.com will announce the addition of a new cast member.
Fenrir Simpkins was born on 22 February 2006 and rescued on 02 May 2006. "Fen" weighed 6.5 kilos when he joined the household and is registered legally as a 7-kilo, mixed-breed male puppy.
Although seemingly adorable, Fen has proved to be quite the monster puppy. The welcoming cast and crew have been thrown into a virtual uproar by this new arrival. Tosh's napping average has plummeted since Fen's adoption although she admits "I mostly enjoy my new brother, mostly."
Kali has been forced to "discipline" her little brother for repeated violations although we are careful to censor these disturbing images from public viewing.
An emergency puppy-food fund has been established in memory of Loki Gustin for our new arrival. Fen's record seven(7) normal bowel movements in 24 hours shatters Lok's previous record of five. Any viewers wishing to contribute to this fund should contact the site operators.
All Hail Fen...HUZZAH! HUZZAH!! HUZZAH!!!
